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Should you SUBSCRIBE to Creature of the Day? It may seem like a simple decision, but please read about the process of subscribing and unsubscribing below, then decide:

SUBSCRIBE:  If you are not a current subscriber, or if you received a filthy, wretched, worn-out, dog-eared, wine-or-THC-stained forwarded copy of Creature of the Day from your personal assistant, literary agent, stylist, chiropractor, body guard, sadhu, bonbonniere, parole officer, or perhaps a paramedic – you may prefer your own, SEALED, SANITIZED, PRISTINE copy for yourself. Just send an email to Dave with “COTD subscribe” in the subject line.
 
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